Sailor Mouth - Spongebob Squarepants

Hello, everyone! Udah pada nonton Spongebob yang judulnya 'SAILOR MOUTH' belum? Hah? Belum? Itu loh, tentang Spongebob ngucapin kata-kata yang gak pantes. Pasti deh pada penasaran ama apa yang diucepin di episode itu. Nah, ini dia transcript dalam English-nya yang gak disensor. Enjoy! Kalo ada yang pada tau, diem aja ya..haha. Ok, ini nih! *jangan ditiru,ya..wkwk.
(The title card has
men singing "Sailing
Over the Dogger
Bank", then we see
the Krusty Krabs in
night.)
title card song : ♪
wacha twigger shes a
proper ju-be-ju. on
the passege on the
dogger bank to grate
grimsby ♪ (next
scene)
Mr. Krabs: Well, it's
the worst time of the
day once again.
(cringes as he
changes the "Open"
sign to "Closed")
Closing time!
SpongeBob: Well, see
you in the A.M., Mr.
Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Hold on
there, SpongeBob!
(pulls SpongeBob
back) Take that pile
of filth out with you.
(Squidward holds up
a trash bag)
SpongeBob: (gasps)
Mr. Krabs, you
shouldn't talk about
Squidward like that!
Squidward: He means
this filth, you loon.
(SpongeBob goes to
the dumpster while
bringing the trash
bag.)
SpongeBob: (singing)
Takin' out the trash,
takin' out the trash.
(SpongeBob throw
the trash and then
looked at some
writings on the
dumpster.)
SpongeBob:
Hmm...dumpster
writing! The voice of
the people! "Up with
bubbles, down with
air!" (laughs)
"Nematodes are
people too!" (laughs
(weird considering in
a past episode thay
ate his house)
Nematodes... Here's
one someone didn't
finish! Squidward
smells. (writes the
word "good" after
"smells") Gooooood.
(laughs) Hmm, what's
this one? Krabs is a...
hmm? Krabs is a
motherfucker.
Garbage Man: [Clearly
disgusted] Do you
kiss your mother
with that mouth?!
SpongeBob: Well,
sometimes, but
not...recently.
Patrick: Hi, garbage
man. Hi, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hi,
Patrick! Patrick, do
you know what this
word means?
Patrick: "Krabs..." Uh,
isn't that the red
sweaty guy you work
for?
SpongeBob:
(pointimng to the
unseen word) No, not
that word, THAT
word.
Patrick: Hmm... Fuck!
Uh, hey! I think I
know what that
means. That's one of
those sentence
enhancers.
SpongeBob:
"Sentence
enhancers"?
Patrick: You use them
when you want to
talk fancy. You just
sprinkle it on
anything you say, and
Wham-O! You've got
yourself a spicy
sentence sandwich!
SpongeBob: Oh, I get
it! Here, let me try.
(coughs) Hello,
Patrick. Lovely
fucking day it is, isn't
it?
Patrick: Why yes it is,
SpongeBob. This
fucking day is
particularly fucking
lovely!
SpongeBob: How
fucking right you are,
Patrick!
(The two say the
word fuck a couple of
times.)
SpongeBob: You're
right, Patrick, my lips
are tingling from the
spiciness of this
conversation.
Patrick: Oh, me too!
(both laugh)
SpongeBob: It tingles
when I laugh!
(SpongeBob walks
into the Krusty Krab
the next day.)
SpongeBob: Hello,
customers, nice
fucking day we're
having, uh? [The
customers stop eating
and stare in shock]
Sailor Fish: (gasps)
Did he just say?
Pirate Fish: Aye, he
did.
SpongeBob: Hi,
Patrick, how the fuck
are you?
Patrick: (sitting at
table at the Krusty
Krab) Pretty fucking
good, SpongeBob.
Old Man Jenkins: I
thought this was a
restaurant, not a
gutter mouth
convention.
SpongeBob: (taps on
the microphone and
speaks into it)
Attention, customers,
today's special is a
fucking Krabby Patty
served in a greasy
fucking sauce and
grilled to fucking
perfection.[a mother
octopus covers her
kids who are lafing s
ears and puts soda on
one since ehe dosent
have enough hands]
And don't forget to
ask us to fuck the
fucking fries. It will
be our fucking
pleasure. [Squidward
hears the intercom
and a giant human
ear pops out of his
head; he pushes it
back in] Hi
Squidward, how the
fuck are ya?
Patrick: Nice fucking
day we're having,
isn't it Squidward?
Tom: I don't
understand. The guy's
talented, but he
doesn't have to work
blue.
Evelyn: Let's go
somewhere more
family oriented.
(Everyone leaves the
Krusty Krab,
grumbling in
frustration)
Fish: I'm eating at the
Chum Bucket!
(The krusty Krab
customer meter is
running down. Sirens
wail.)
Mr. Krabs: Huh? AH!
The Krusty Krab! She's
empty! All hands on
deck! Batten the front
doors! Brace the cash
register! Break out
the happy snacks!
Squidward, where
have all me money
paying customers
gone?
Squidward:
Apparently the two
barnacle-mouth
brothers just learned
a new word, and
SpongeBob just said
it over the intercom.
Mr. Krabs: Well, what
was it? What'd he
say?
Squidward: Er...he
said...um, he said...
(Squidward
whispers)
Mr. Krabs: Huh?
(Squidward whispers
it again. Mr. Krabs
gasps) SpongeBob
and friend! Front and
center! Why I oughta
make the two of you
paint the Krusty Krab
for using such
language!
SpongeBob: But Mr.
Krabs, we were only
using our sentence
enhancers.
Patrick: Yeah, it's
fancy talk.
Mr. Krabs: There ain't
nothing fancy about
that word!
SpongeBob: You
mean fuck?
Mr. Krabs: Yes, that
one. Now quit saying
it! It's a bad word.
SpongeBob and
Patrick: Bad word?!
(both start wiping
their tongues)
Mr. Krabs: Yes sirree,
that's bad word
number 11. In fact,
there are 13 bad
words you should
never use.
Squidward: Don't you
mean there are only
7?
Mr. Krabs: Not if
you're a sailor!
(laughs)
SpongeBob: Wow, 13!
Patrick: That's a lot of
fucking bad words!
Mr. Krabs: OK, boys. I
want you to promise
me you'll never use
that word again.
SpongeBob and
Patrick: We promise.
(later at SpongeBob's
house, SpongeBob
and Patrick are
playing Eels and
Escalators)
SpongeBob: Gee, I'm
glad Mr. Krabs told us
that word we were
using was a bad
word!
Patrick: Yeah, me too,
because classy
sophisticates like us
shouldn't stain our
lips with cursing.
SpongeBob: Yea,
verily! Now, let's play
a nice, wholesome
game of Eels and
Escalators.
Patrick: Oh, boy, my
favorite! [Flops arms
up and down like a
seal]
SpongeBob: Come on,
Gary needs a new
pair of shoes! (rolls
the dice)
Patrick: Oh, eels. Too
bad, SpongeBob, you
gotta ride the eel.
SpongeBob: Darn.
(moves game piece to
eel)
Patrick: My turn! (rolls
dice) Hooray!
escalators! Yay!
(screams) Up,up,up!
SpongeBob: Come on,
escalators, escalators!
(rolls dice) Uh, eels
again.
Patrick: My turn! (rolls
dice) Escalators!
SpongeBob:
Escalators, Escalators,
Escalators! (throws
dice) Eels?
Patrick: (rolls dice) Es-
skee-lators!! (moves
to escalators) Well,
this is your last
chance, SpongeBob,
oh if you get eels
again, you lose!
SpongeBob: (gets
frustrated while
rolling the dice)
Escalators, Escalators,
Escalators! (dice is
thrown and lands on
escalators) Ha!
Escalators! (dice turn
over to eels)
Patrick: Eels...
SpongeBob: AHHHH!
fuck! (covers mouth
when he realizes his
mistake)
Patrick: Ooooh! You
said number 11!
SpongeBob: (babbles
for Patrick to
understand) I didn't
mean... you gotta
understand, Patrick, I
was trying...what I
meant to say
was...some things just
slip out. You gotta
understand!
Patrick: Don't worry
SpongeBob, I
understand. (pause)
Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!
(starts running to the
Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: (starts
running after him) No
wait, Patrick! (after
SpongeBob catches
up to Patrick) Patrick,
no, please don't tell!
Patrick: But you said
fuck! (Covers mouth
as he realizes his
mistake)
SpongeBob: Ah-ha!
Now I'm gonna tell
Mr. Krabs on you!
Patrick: Not if I tell
first!
SpongeBob: I can run
faster than you!
(laughs)
Patrick: (riding in an
ice cream truck) See
ya at the Krusty Krab!
Ha, ha, ha! (the truck
goes the wrong way)
Oh nooooo!
SpongeBob: (laughs)
Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs,
Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: What,
what, what?
SpongeBob: Patrick,
Patrick, Patrick!
Mr. Krabs: Yes, yes,
yes?
SpongeBob: He said,
he said, he said!
Mr. Krabs: Out with it,
boy!
SpongeBob: (talking
fast) Me and Patrick
were playing Eels and
Escalators, and Patrick
was going up-up-up,
and I had to ride the
eel and then we ran
and Patrick, he said
some THINGS .
Mr.Krabs: (eyes
SpongeBob) What
kind of things?
SpongeBob: Well, he
said...
Mr. Krabs: Yes?!
SpongeBob: Well,uh,
let's just say he said a
certain word that you
said we shouldn't say,
and this particular
word happens to be
number 11 in the 13
words you said
shouldn't be said.
Mr. Krabs: Uh... right,
uh, you said what...?
Who now?
Patrick: (eats an ice
cream but throws
away the cone) Mr.
Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr.
Krabs! (Mr. Krabs
sighs)
SpongeBob and
Patrick: He said that
that you said we
shouldn't say (both
babble on about the
word, but Mr. Krabs
grabs their lips)
Mr. Krabs: Now I'm
gonna let go of your
lips, and when I do, I
want you boys to
calmly tell me what
youse need to tell me,
understand?
Both: Mmm-hmm...
(Mr. Krabs lets go of
their lips) He said
fuck!
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) Do
my ears deceive me?!
You two should be
ashamed! Time to
take out the trash.
You two need to be
taught a lesson. I
thought I made it
clear. Never, and I
mean, never use bad
word number 11 or
any of the 13 bad
words! Now the both
of youse wait right
here. I'll be back.
Patrick: What's going
to happen to us?
SpongeBob: We'll
probably get 40
lashes!
Patrick: Oh, no!
(imagines himself
with 40 large, weird
eyelashes)
SpongeBob: I'm sorry,
Patrick. Mr. Krabs was
right. There's no need
for words like that.
Patrick: I'm sorry too,
SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Let's
make a vow, Patrick.
From this day forth
the foul word shall
never pass our lips!
We will be good
citizens,just like good
ol' Mr.Krabs.
Patrick: (shakes
hands with
SpongeBob) Agreed!
Mr. Krabs: All right,
you two foul mouths.
As punishment for
fouling the air in me
restaurant with your
foul words, you're
going to give the
Krusty Krab a fresh
coat of paint from
top to bottom. (stubs
his foot on a rock
then hops on one leg)
OW, OOH! OW! MY
(dolphin chirps) FOOT!
WHAT KIND OF
(dolphin chirps)
GENIUS PUTS A
(dolphin chirps) ROCK
IN A (dolphin chirps)
PATH?! CAN'T YOU SEE
I GOT A COCKED FOOT
HERE?! (continues
saying a bunch of bad
words, all bleeped out
by various ocean-
related sounds!)
(SpongeBob and
Patrick think Mr.
Krabs has gone crazy
and SpongeBob
begins to count the
swears)
SpongeBob: Five, six,
seven...
Mr. Krabs: (continues
to curse angrily)
Patrick: Nine...
Mr. Krabs: (still
cursing)
SpongeBob:(cuts to
SpongeBob with 13
fingers) That's all 13,
Patrick! (gasps) We're
gonna tell your mom,
Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: (worried)
No, please, not me
mommy! (SpongeBob
and Patrick laugh as
they run to Ms. Krabs
house, Mr. Krabs runs
after them) Wait,
please don't tell me
mother! I don't think
her little old heart can
take it!
(They go to the
house.)
SpongeBob and
Patrick: (repeatedly
banging on the door)
Mama Krabs, Mama
Krabs!
Mama Krabs: Why,
hello there!
(SpongeBob, Patrick
and Mr. Krabs all
explain the situation
at the same time,
swearing numerous
times as they do so!)
Mama Krabs:
(shocked) Oh, dear!
My poor old heart.
(faints)
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) Oh,
dear mother! What
have these foul-
mouthed heathens
done to you? (takes a
coin out of her
pocket) You two
should be ashamed!
Making an old lady
faint with your sailor
talk!
Mama Krabs: (wakes
up) You should all be
ashamed! And if
you're gonna talk like
sailors, then you're
gonna work like
sailors!
(Then the three are
painting her house,
Patrick is painting the
sand.)
Mama Krabs: I guess
you three scallywags
have earned a glass
of lemonade! (laughs
like Popeye, trips on a
rock) YEOW! MY
(classic horn honks)
FOOT!
(SpongeBob & Patrick
gasp in shock.)
Mr. Krabs: (shocked)
Mother!
Mama Krabs: What?
It's Old Man Jenkins
and his jalopy.
Old Man Jenkins:
Howdy, Mrs. K! (honks
the horn)
SpongeBob, Patrick,
Mr. Krabs and Mama
Krabs:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!